Wednesday, September 2, 2015

DVD Review: Blood Punch

Blood Punch is a delightfully twisted thriller about a young man who gets caught up in a plan to make a whole hell of a lot of crystal meth in one day. And then that one day is a day that he just can’t seem to escape. It stars Milo Cawthorne as Milton, and the film opens with him waking and heading to the bathroom, only to find a computer in the tub with the note “Play me now” attached to it. When he does, he sees a video of himself on the screen, and his screen self cuts off two of his own fingers, then says, “Now that I have your attention, you need to listen very carefully to what I’m about to tell you.” That is the pre-title sequence, and I am totally hooked.

Then his video self begins to tell a story, and we go back in time a bit, and the film becomes the story he is telling. The only problem with that is that in the opening sequence his video self says, “You do not have time,” so it feels a bit weird that he would then tell a rather long story. That’s really the film’s only weakness, and later on it sort of makes sense. Anyway, Milton is in a rehab center, where he meets Skyler (Olivia Tennet), an interesting young woman who is there to find someone to make a lot of crystal meth for her. She tells the others in the group: “I noticed when I was on the drug I was more alert, more productive, felt better, stayed thinner, and could fuck like my ass was on fire for thirty-six hours straight.” And soon Milton, clearly attracted to her, is helping turn over-the-counter medication into crystal meth.

Skyler pitches an opportunity to him: help her and her boyfriend make a lot of crystal meth for just one day, and make a lot of money. She warns him that her boyfriend is the devil, and she leaves the room when she hears him enter the rehab center, telling Milton, “I have to make sure he doesn’t kill anybody.” She’s too late for that. Her boyfriend, Russell (Ari Boyland), is dressed in a police uniform, and Skyler clearly fears him. Some dialogue reveals she was twelve when she met him. He says he’s just quit the force, but you can’t help but wonder if perhaps he stole the uniform and car. If not, you wonder just how he used his position of authority when he met twelve-year-old Skyler. It’s great that there is this twisted backstory, but don’t worry, the movie never gets too heavy.

The set-up is intriguing and original, and the dialogue is great. This movie pulls you into its world immediately. And things only get stranger from there. They break into a hunting lodge, which has all sorts of weapons on the walls. But more interesting to Milton is the scrapbook he finds, with old photos and newspaper clippings about cannibals and bloodbaths and cult suicides. And after he tries to kill Russell, things begin getting really weird, and the film becomes a sort of deranged version of Groundhog Day. But through all its twists and turns, this movie never lost me. It kept me on board for the whole damn glorious ride. That is due in part to the smart dialogue, but it’s also due to the cast, as the three leads are totally capable of making it all feel very real. I’m looking forward to watching this one again.
Special Features

The DVD includes several special features, including some deleted scenes. One of those scenes, “I Don’t Sing,” is a cute nod to horror fans who feel cheated by certain movies. It’s certainly not needed in the film, but is enjoyable as a deleted scene. In fact, I think the filmmakers made all the right choices here. None of the deleted scenes feels important enough to be placed back in. There is also a deleted opening title sequence, and an extended scene with the character Archer (Cohen Holloway).

The special features also include some early test footage, as well as outtakes from that test footage and a teaser trailer from that footage. There are also nine minutes of production outtakes, including some behind-the-scenes footage.

Blood Punch was written by Eddie Guzelian and directed by Madellaine Paxson. It looks like we can thank Power Rangers for this movie, as all three of the main cast members worked together on that show, and the writer wrote seven of that series’ episodes, and the film’s director wrote two episodes. I never thought I’d be glad that Power Rangers existed, but now I am. Blood Punch was released on DVD on September 1, 2015.

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